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HempHOW TO CALL THE POLICE

George Phillips of Merid­ian, Mis­sis­sippi was going up to bed when his wife
Told him that he’d left the light on in the gar­den shed, which she could see
From the bed­room win­dow.

George opened the back door to go turn off the light but saw that there were
Peo­ple in the shed steal­ing things.

He phoned the police, who asked “Is some­one in your house?” and he said
“no”. Then they said that all patrols were busy, and that he should sim­ply
Lock his door and an offi­cer would be along when avail­able.

George said, “Okay,” hung up, counted to 30, and phoned the police again.

“Hello, I just called you a few sec­onds ago because there were peo­ple in my
Shed. Well, you don’t have to worry about them now cause I’ve just shot them
All.” Then he hung up.

Within five min­utes three police cars, an Armed Response unit, and an
Ambu­lance showed up at the Phillips’ res­i­dence and caught the bur­glars
Red-​handed.

One of the Police­men said to George: “I thought you said that you’d shot
Them!“

George said, “I thought you said there was nobody avail­able!”

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